Free Hentai Flash Game Sites Are Hustling

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Free hentai flash game mentioned for search engine optimization. Christmas month 2016, my coder taught me how to embed hentai flash games on our website.

I went on a hunt. There’s plenty of demos, and small flash games meant as advertisements for various paysites. I realized all these games were legal free content I could add to my dear VGHustler.

Some games, the newer stuff, only required that I spoke to the developers to fetch their consent. All the games on our site are here legally. You can go play the games by clicking “flashgames” in our navigation pane.

While searching for free hentai browser goodies, I discovered a massive web-like ecosystem around flash games. It was like tumbling down the rabbit hole, into the dark underbelly of hentai gaming. There are literally 30-50 of these free flash game sites, most of them linking to teach other, sharing traffic like a human centipede shitting in its mouth.

Experience with me, how discovering these sites was like. It was a fapping party in the ghetto.

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After ten years since I last visited Wetpussygames.com, the site remains unchanged. The background is still grey, the logo is the same pink-haired elf girl. Only the addition of twitter and tumblr links look new.

This was my favorite site at one point, until it ran out of content. I replayed my favorite games for some time, until I got bored. Most of the games here are old as the Earth, like the sex simulations that advertised Zone-tan’s paysite, Hentaikey.com. Those games are now in our games section, by the way.

Wetpussygames is pretty cool, but there’s really no quality control, because there’s barely any good free games out there. This website depends on free content, that nobody is really making. They don’t seem to be investing their ad money into any adult game projects either, nor are they investing into any visual or functionality improvements. It looks to me like the owner set the site on early farm mode. Whatever he’s doing with the money, only God knows.

This was a pretty depressing journey from a businessman’s point of view. These sites have decent traffic, they have all the foundations laid out, to become great businesses. And none of these site owners have ambitions to do that. It’s like walking over embalmed bodies.

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Cutestat.com reveals that Wetpussygames is in actuality 11 years old. Google rates the site 3/10 trash, but that doesn’t seem to hurt them, because if you search “free hentai games”, you’re gonna find this site close to the top. Daily unique visitors are estimated at ~50 000.

This is really depressing me. With the smallest investment, this website could become really good-looking, it could host some great content made on minimum budget. It could grow from that so easily, because when your website looks nice, and your content pulls a crowd, when you humanize yourself to the visitors (ie. post food pictures, have a personal blog about your life), when your advertisements are immobile and clean, customer trust and retention increase substantially. People click your ads more, they willingly show you support, it’s an upward spiral effect.

Your ad revenue increases, the more emotionally invested people are in you. With more money, you can make your website grow. As a self-learned social media marketer, a supposed advertiser professional, I am triggered.

Yes, of course, you can also let your website just rot and rake the free ad money for booze, who cares?

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Next up, Hornygamer.com. Aww, they still have that cute mouse mascot! And this site looks exactly the same as ten years ago! It’s like a tomb.

I feel like an archeologist, poking at the crumbling bones of mummified bodies. Oh, what killed this sorry guy, a spear to the chest? His wife must have missed him, his last thought their infant daughter, who would now be forced to grow up fartherless. Ahh, and the guy’s comrades were cut in half from the torso, by an ancient trap they couldn’t foresee? If only they had been less greedy, and gone home with less treasure. The horrowing tales!

No, the owner is probably not dead, because on the front page, there’s some games I don’t remember. Not many, but they’re signs of life.  They have some new shit, there’s even Hentaiwriter’s upcoming metroidvania platformer Future Fragments.

Wait what?!

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I’m helping fund this game on Patreon since 2014, what is it doing here? It’s surrounded by… I played Abduction years ago, but what’s this “Pokemon Go-Go”? And this game, “Mrs Claus Unfaithful Wife”, looks cartoony like the first porn bodies I drew at 9 years old. I have no words really, I’m fighting a gag reflex.

This is getting weird real fast. Most games here are utter trash made by amateurs. Hentawriter is a prime hustler for sure, but his development is actually raking ~$10 000 a month, as of time of writing. The guy has some actual profile in the hentai scene, which he gained by playing his hand right. You gotta respect a cut-throat fellow marketer. But to put his game on this crappy site, why would he… what are the traffic stats again? Let’s have a look at websiteoutlook.com.

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21000 daily visitors. A-haa. I see what’s happening here. Hentaiwriter is hoarding traction for his Patreon, by putting a playable demo on a semi-popular website. That’s not too bad a marketing strategy.

Let’s look at more crappy hentai flash game sites, shall we?

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SexyFuckGames.com. I think I’m spotting some copyrighted characters getting fucked. There’s Princess Peach, and Super Sonico, and when I scroll down, I see Samus Aran from Metroid, Korra from Avatar: Legend of Korra.

I doubt the makers of those games are making any money from these games, thus Nintendo or Nickelodeon will likely not be issuing DMCAs to collect their shit. And the website isn’t monetized either, there are no ads. No crime here!

Oh right, I got adblock on… I was wrong, there are some cancerous moving ads. It’s par for the course for these websites to have flashy trashy ads to monetize their dumpster content. It doesn’t feel porny, unless it’s like visiting an underground mafia gay midget strip club. Getting HIV is an integral part of a good sex game site.

I feel conflicted. I should be on the side of porn parodies, because everybody in the scene is doing them, our site owner Doxy included. It still irks me somehow. The dirtiness of the website itself might be the cause of that. I mean, it looks okay, sure, but this art is disgusting. And when you play the games, you encounter visual bugs, poor animation, the stories are broken verbal vomit.

I can’t stand watching this. It’s another website that could be doing so much better with a less convoluted logo font. The colors, the branding could easily be more professional. Filtering content harder, so only quality content is featured, would leave visitors feeling less like they wasted their time. Why is this guy not investing anything into his website, and why is he not using picture links instead of flash-based ads? Picture links show through adblock.

Does nobody know even the basics of handling a website? Did you not study ad crafting, marketing, or sales logic at all? You are so close to leveling up the user experience, to start making bigger bucks on your website.

Let’s just move on.

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What’s this, Spiralvortextplay.com? Are we on an actual pretty good looking hentai game website?

I found this guy only recently, he calls himself Vortex00. He is making indie hentai flash games, and browser visual novels for his own website, with thousands of visitors. He has high scores for the games, buzzling comment sections, and everything is totally his original work. This guy is making a buck on his Patreon, $6000 a month as of time of writing.

Vortex00 is posting regular sequels and updates. His worlds range from scifi space to the classic anime school environment. His worlds have lore, his characters are his own itellectual property, he’s writing background story to everything.

His games are mediocre as fuck, but he’s clearly got an audience who’s loyalty he’s managed to capture. My vibe from the writing in the games is that this kid is very young, perhaps barely 18 years old, which considering the power of his operation, that’s downright incredible.

When I was 18, all I did was play videogames, masturbate, and hate life. This kid has a much brighter future ahead of him.

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Knot Games has a Google blogspot website, they’re making a browser game called Elana Champion of Lust. It’s a story-based porn RPG about a mischeavous fairy, on a mission to reawaken people’s lost sexuality. In the above screenshot, Elana is giving her first ever handjob to a tree dick.

I played this game for an hour, and it’s mediocre as shit. The combat is paced wrong, the grindy battles against NPCs take way too many turns to finish. But it’s got decent art, and it’s pretty fucking sexual, and there’s a fanbase developing around the game. Also highly popular on Patreon. You can play the game for free on their page, I’m not adding it to our site, until it’s no longer paced like shit.

But this is amazing, no? These kiddos got a better thing going on than the old, rotten free flash sites. They’re making original content, original lore, engaging their audience, building brand and their own businesses, doing everything themselves. The games they make are bad now, but they’re growing fast. Making 10 000 on your Patreon with a shit product is no small feat. I am inspired by their entrepreneurism. This is real hustling!!

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Newgrounds.com, oh shit! I used to find some great fap games here over 10 years ago. The site is still going strong, and they’ve leveled up their layout. Shit is sleek, there’s decent games, and a community. This is how I want VGHustler.com to become eventually. Putting your browser game on Newgrounds, is standard for western developers. It’s an easy way to hoard traction for your project. Contact them if you wanna start building a fanbase for your media.

We have the above Legend of Korra game, “Bend of Break” playable in our flashgames pane. It’s hosted from Newgrounds’ servers, with consent from the developer Sunsetriders7. It’s pretty good! Go fuck Korra!!

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Back to the dirty world of flash game sites… This is something else entirely. Porngames.com, is perhaps the most professional-looking flash game website of them all. The content is porn parodies, so there’s copyrighted characters having sex. Porngames.com seems to be ripping their logo concept from Pornhub. Respect?

I never played on this site. It looks pretty damn promising though, visually and content-wise. I didn’t stop to play here, so I can’t comment more on things, except… what’s that in the sidebar? Meet ‘n Fuck Games? Oh my God… I saw so many adverts of them, back in the day. They had a good concept going, and some pretty hot art. I remember a flash game site that hosted a lot of their games, and I was teetering on the edge to subscribing, had I had a credit card.

Oh, the years they’ve had to evolve their business! They must be hugely successful by now! Let’s click and see how their content has evolved in the past decade!

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Why do I feel so dirty looking at this? Is it the clashing colors, the mish mash of fonts, or the art teetering on amateurish drivel? Is it the over-abundance of Nintendo porn parodies?

The only question in my mind is, how are none of the companies whose IPs their ripping, not throwing DMCAs at them? Nintendo especially is notorious for policing their IPs, they don’t want any of their characters getting fucked, or have you ever seen Japanese Nintendo doujinshi? In all my years, I have not seen a single Japanese-made Nintendo doujinshi, and in fact, my own tumblr blog was banned by Nintendo of America selectively targeting my shit.

And what do these guys write in their tax sheets? And why is Santa Claus evil?

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Oh hey, look! I found a free flash game site hosting a demo of that one game everyone used to talk about, that was making $100.000+ a month on Patreon until 2016, when the project fell apart and the money was pissed into the wind!

This game was called “Breeding Season”. It’s another example of a massively overfunded crowdfunding project, run by a hopelessly incompetent project manager. It looked promising for sure, and the concept was pure porn. This is a grim reminder of the state our scene is in, when we still lack a high-budget game of this genre.

RANT: I lost my faith in crowdfunding years ago. People get scooped up by hype marketing, even though statistics show that less than 50% of projects actually complete, an even smaller number of those projects turn out not shit. Oh, and the project leaders always fail to mention the game is gonna take 3+ years to complete, even more, if they’re showered in buckets of money. It incentivizes feature creep. As a result, by the time you get the full game on your hard-drive, you’re living a completely different period of your life. You probably don’t give a single flying fuck anymore, and would rather get a refund.

Who do I have to kill to get a porn sim city? I wanna manage my own sex farm.

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What is this shit? I was searching for “brothel simulator”.

I have no clue what I’m looking at. It’s a text-based browser game that’s ripping art from hentai visual novels. There doesn’t seem to have been updates since 2014, from what I checked around the site.

Stating the obvious, this goes to show how complex and surprising the western hentai hemisphere can be. You start wandering around, there’s no way to tell what porn gems, or shit diamonds you might stumble on. I’m literally just googling this and that, and these obscure websites keep popping up.

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Why is everybody making more money than me? This is the “Simbro”-team, short of Sim Brothel, which is almost a competent brothel simulator, with pretty good mechanics, sex and art. This game is also playable on our site in the flashgames pane, as I managed to discover how to maneuver their convoluted blogspot. This art looks oddly familiar actually. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but there’s something…

These guys are making a lot of money. I’m a little shocked. This much dough should be buying top art, sound, writing, game design, the whole package. Maybe they’re spending it all on an HTML5 code geek, with a lawyer’s salary. Who knows, right?

But where is the quality? I want some quality goddamned porn parodies!!

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Oh my fucking god. Milkmaster reviewed one of Akabur’s games. I didn’t know he had his own website. I didn’t know he’s… how popular is this guy? He says he makes a living on his illustrations and games, so he must be doing good. I checked his Patreon, and it’s over $6000 a month. Everybody is making more money than me.

From what I understand, Akabur is the cream of the crop as hentai game makers go. Milkmaster jizzed hard when he played Witch Trainer. And just looking at this website, it’s so professionally done! I don’t feel dirty about him ripping Disney’s intellectual property, when Jasmine is giving me the tsundere-treatment.

This is beautiful. I wish I could embed his games on VGHustler, but they don’t seem to be browser-based. Can somebody go tell Akabur, to switch focus into getting an HTML5 code monkey, who could convert his games to be browser-compatible? Why am I not doing it? Hot damn, I want princess Jasmine getting fucked on my website, that bitch is one of my original waifus.

This article could go on forever. There’s the massive furry community, that I haven’t even talked about. There’s the cloppers (my little pony porn fappers), reddit hentai, Hentai Haven’s facebook group, everybody making more money than me. It’s like diving into the depths of the shit-ridden sea.

Oh, on the topic of furries… Let’s look at one more exciting piece of western hentai history.

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High Tail Hall… I played the first iteration of this furry porn game on Wetpussygames.com. This browser furry game has been in development for ten years, oh the nostalgia! The head guy took a long time to establish a business model around his massively popular intellectual property. Or rather, finally we have crowfunding options for adult projects, enabling creators and fans to realize their sexual fantasies in interactive media. High Tail Hall is on Patreon.

Phew, we’re done for now. This was not even half of what I discovered when I ventured out into the wild wild western hentai scene around December 2016. There are so many developers, strong personalities, obscure paysites, shady advertising networks, and slick motherfuckers flying under the radar doing content, some of it borderline criminal.

I leave you with this quote, from an anonymous internet memester who passed away recently. Caption this:

“Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the universe… born just in time to explore dank hentai.”

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