Mid-December 2016 Site Update – FREE HENTAI GAEMS?!

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I learned new things today 😀

Konnichiwa, motherfucker!! I’ve been talking this week with some friendly people, and they helped me figure out how to embed free hentai gaems on the site. I didn’t need to bug our overpaid code geek either, because in the span of only three hours, I figured the entire technical side out. Most games I added are classics I used to play 10 years ago on Wetpussygames.com.

Flash-based games are fading out, but they’re not gone. While we’re working with Doxy to bring more original material in brand-new HTML5, fappable games like Uddertale, these flash games are great filler, that we hope you enjoy.

I have no skills in HTML, but I’ve been fiddling with code since 2014. I can read a code stream, and copypaste things, and with these limited skillsets, I got tons of games embedded, discoverable in the games pane. I seriously expected this to be more difficult, but no! It also helps that I’ve gotten familiar with wordpress, which is the most retard-friendly website… service. Company. Thing? I’m not sure what to call them, but they’re like the MacDonalds of website design.

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Succu-chan enjoys joulutorttu, the symbol of national socialism. Sieg heil!!

I’m hunting the web for more free quality games to add on to the site. I only want the best shit I can steal without facing lawsuits. I’ve learned recently that there are plenty of companies doing free hentai games. Everything is surprisingly legal – these companies basically have a marketing model around letting sites use these free games as their content. There’s links in the games that direct you into their paysites, Patreon pages, and social media. We don’t make any money from promoting them, but their content is welcome. If you get curious about these guys, do as you please. But, if you actually wanna pump blood money into the heart of VGHustler, getting yourself a pocket pussy from JLIST, or subscribing to Doxy’s Games Patreon are your best bets.

If you wanna help us out, our monthly budget is $100-150. We need very little to keep putting out content, improving the site’s HTML, expanding our readership, and getting the site’s financial state to reach equilibrium, and towards growth this coming 2017. You are the resistance, as Alex Jones says!

Shamsiel, shut the fuck up, and eat your master’s meat rod like a good bitch!!

Funbag Fantasy

HWAT ABOUT GAEMS JOURNALZIM?!?

Funbag Fantasy by Waffle, localized by Mangagamer, will be our next big game review. Freaky Eddie has been working hard on that one.

Some quick history, because it’s relevant to put things into context: Due to my charitable nature, this year 2016 I chose a lot of cheap labor Americans with massive student debt, to contribute to the site. Because many things went wrong, 90% of them had to get proper 9-5 jobs to avoid death. You can’t start a business or be involved with startups when every month you must bleed $200-300 protection money to the federal mafia state. Hence, our goal right now is to pick from our readership 1-2 most promising contributors, whose mental health issues due to said debt, are less straining to their productiveness. I am working closely with these select few, to bring them up to become proper game reviewers and hustlers of the new world economy. The recent flux of hentai OVA reviews is due to the training I’m putting through these up and comers. The process of cultivating writing talent takes a good while, and I’m focusing my investment of time and money on them. When they get there, we’re gonna have more game reviews coming each month.

Our budget is limited by the amount of support we receive, but let’s just say, I’ve been conservative as fuck with my own spending. A miserable life of failure has taught me, you gotta be prepared. Even while the site doesn’t always make back what it drains, minimum investment is a healthy recipe for growth. As the site is slowly getting more popular, I’m gonna be putting $100 of my own personal funds each month to invest into another aspiring hentai game reviewer. Payment is $20 per review, conducted via Paypal, DAZ3D gift cards, or other fun realistic means… though no dick pics. Shame on you.

If you wanna write about hentai for our site, just ping me on our twitter, and I’ll check your portfolio and put you on trial.

 

Meh, don’t care, you got any other content coming..? >_O

In fact we do! WhalerInThePacific had a family trip to Japan! He has hopefully been taking lots of photos, and will be making a writeup of his experiences. That serene peace of text is coming sometime in two weeks. I’m also working on masturbation guides, like how to have mind-blowing pillow sex, and possibly a pickup guide! If you didn’t know, I befriended an amazing pickup artist in 2015, who is banging the hottest cosplayers and super models. I’m seeing if I can get an interview from him early 2017, and how to actually convince you betafags that he’s legit. I know, having been a total beta, that you’re not gonna wanna believe how much sex some people have, or the insane sums of money you can make as a male escort.

 

Additionally!??!

Oh, I discovered how to add categories into the category pane! Right now we have games, reviews, news, and rants, but I might make a shop category, and put our sextoy reviews and other sponsored stuff there, so people who wanna jizz money to our illicit operation, can easily find product suggestions for said purpose.

Thanks for reading, fuck the economy, fuck Obama, keep grinding and fucking while world war three hasn’t erupted yet.

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