7.8

Negligee – ecchi carpet BOMB from Dharker Studio

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Negligee is Dharker Studio’s latest cash cow PC yuri visual novel.

Negligee, huh? That’s like the cute thin underwear for women, that you wear to get a dick hard for sexytime? God, I need someone to cuddle or I’ll kill myself, no-one should have to feel this dead inside… uhum, Negligee is the name of this super prestigeous lesbian lingerie store that functions as the location of this PC game topping Nutaku’s sales chart on its launch week.

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This hot-looking lesbo game is miserably short. If you choose to rummage through a certain room, you will be prompted with the above scene. This first sex scene is fucking hot; the audience surrogate Hannah rocks her clit to pictures of her ex-boss, it lasts a good while and even includes cutesy animation. Hannah found this woman’s phone, which was loaded with pictures, apparently addressed at her side bitch boy. It barely matters to the story, but your boss was named Karen, before she suddenly left the store. Going through her things, you learn that Karen was in the process of getting a divorce, you nosy little shit. This masturbation scene, is one of the best I have wittnessed in western visual novels to date. Depending on how high your standards are for your fap fuel, the rest of the game either delivers, or it’s a promise that goes unfulfilled. I will explain in detail my issues with this game, despite my enjoyment of it.

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The story goes, overcoming all realistic statistical odds, these three young, viral lesbians magically find each through work in the same lingerie store. How this setup, in an erotic game named after an underwear, does not automatically lead to a three-way prolapse and piss party, is a valid question to ask AJtilley, the head of Dharker Studios. The developer decided to aim for realism, when they should have gone with the rule of cool.

This is not an opinion, this is stone cold fact: You got three hot as hell lesbians, one of them a thick aryan stripper with high IQ and pristine genetics, under the same hot roof during summer, oozing pheromone-stuffed excretions from every orifice in their super model bodies. Why in the White God’s name did you not pile the pussy on? What is wrong with you, AJtilley? You created this hot female trio, in this mother-load premise of eroticism, wrote them all into shameless sexually liberal lesbians, and decided to not have them fuck it out at the drop of a hat?

AJtilley: Fuck you. Fuck you in your dried up ballsacks, you cocksucker. You motherfucker put that opening scene to build up my erection, and then delivered safe as shit libtard-pandering asexual ecchi cuckolding. The hell is your endgame? You hustle a buck in a Kickstarter that made £33000, more money than I have made in my entire life so far, then deliver this balless drivel and make more money from the autistic animefaggots that every year get suckered into feasting on the dump you take in their whorish gaping mouths? This how we play, huh? THIS CUCK SHITTERY IS THE STANDARD YOU UPHOLD YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BRAND?! LOOK AT THE POTENTIAL FOR PORNOGRAPHIC GLORY YOUR ASS WASTED AND FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

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YOU HAD ALL THIS ASS UP FOR GRABS THESE BEASTLY BREASTS STACKED TO THE HEAVENS WHERE APHRODITE SUCKS ZEUS’ COCK AND JESUS’ BALLS AND THE LORD SAID SIT AT MY RIGHT HAND UNTIL I MAKE AJTILLEY A FOOTSTOOL FOR YOUR FEET. Psalm 110:1

LOOK AT THOSE PLUMP LUMPS OF FUCKABLE FLESH. LOOK AT THAT DETAIL ON THAT ASS CRACK. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN FAP FUEL ON A LEVEL WE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN BEFORE. HOW DO YOU WASTE ALL THIS ASS IN EXCHANGE FOR PANDERING COCK TEASE SO SHORT IT’S LIKE AN ALLEGORY OF MY FIRST TIME WITH A HOOKER? YOU ARE A CRIMINAL, AJTILLEY.

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THE ART IN NEGLIGEE NAILS THE VIBE OF EXQUISITE HOMOSEXUALITY. THE GIRLS ARE YOUNG AND PLUMP, ESPECIALLY THE BLONDE PIGTAIL BITCH JASMIN. STARING AT THOSE PHAT, PERKY ANIME TITS, WAS A PROFOUND SEXUAL PLEASURE AND VERY PERSONAL FOR ME. SOPHIE WAS HOT TOO, BUT JASMIN WAS MY WAIFU-ON-FIRST-SIGHT. JASMIN INSISTED THAT SHE IS NOT A STRIPPER, EVEN THOUGH SHE ADMITTED TO BEING AN EXOTIC DANCER, BUT I KNOW A HOOKER ON THE GRIND WHEN I SEE ONE.

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I will never, ever, ever forgive you, AJtilley.

There is no excuse: After the first optional fapworthy scene, where Hannah stuffs her fingers, followed by two vibrators in her pussy and ass, you have to make a loooong list of abritrary choices in the game, until you access your second sex scene. And then the game ends. You get two sex scenes in a playthrough, assuming you made the right choice in the beginning. A full playthrough lasts 3-5 hours the first time, when you’re actually reading the pointless dialog.

Let’s talk about the characters, because this title is all about the characters: The main character Hannah, is an awkward lesbian with the hottest body, the perfect nipples, and the most cut cameltoe a woman could pay for. She is a lesbian. Wow, that’s a character, I identify with her incompetence as the newly appointed boss of the store so goddamn much. Yes, Hannah got promoted when Karen left, and the plot is about you… I should’ve mentioned this earlier FUCK… uh, you can only hire one girl to be your assistant. Or fuckbuddy. FUCK WORKPLACE ETHICS WHEN PUSSY MOIST.

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There are no subtexts or special contexts in which you gotta read this novel to find angles to contemplate its societal critique of jack shit. The characters are no more psychologically complex than your preteen sister. Sophie is a drunkard. Jasmin is a whore. Side characters are bitches. The characterization, aka the paint job on these hollow cartboard boxes is as thin as the frilly layers of panties they wear that block direct visage into their twats. These are passable human surrogates, and their girly chit chat is nothing but verbal vomit reeking of coffee and stomach acid written in plain-ass English by the average overpaid hack writer that AJtilley employs instead of me.

Oh right, should talk about the story… Hannah wakes up, works, hires a girl.tmt771_2

There is no voice acting. WHY IS THERE NO VOICE ACTING?!?

In every scene the girls share lines together, you hear, instead of energetic chirping of sexually loaded homosexual hotties, this little melody that drills into your ears, like Guantamo prisoners digging an underground escape route to justice. The music is inoffensive trite crap. My aspie brother who dabbles with the keyboard could compose a piece of greater emotional impact. The music in Negligee was gay, repetitive, with jumpy tunes that fake a happy feel, like an emotionally manipulative commercial that secretly jabs at your fragile self-esteem to fabricate a burning need to buy product, like JLIST’s ultra sexy adult cosplay sets unfit for your bloated roadkill body, wearable by big-chests, flat-chests, and homosexual sissyfaggots – yes, that is a pleated skirt for men. IT IS YEAR TWO THOUSAND SIXTEEN GET OVER IT.

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I’m very bad at reviewing music as I’ve never played an instrument save for a flute on 5th grade, so I’ll leave reviewing the music on that snappy paragraph… like holy shit, what a burn.

This game is stitched together of skanky, stinking, unsatisfying ecchi CGs and mildly sexual dialog, which if passable as your fap fodder, then Negligee  will bust your nut or ovaries ten times over. But if you want some actual sweaty, hard core pussy pumping action and moaned screams that wake the dead, you can fuck off to Hentai Pros, the best site for uncensored hentai porn.

To the game’s credit, like an actual visual novel, it has routes. At first I thought it’s like a kinetic novel, where the same shit happens every time and you get different endings if anything. But I went back to do a full second playthrough, and made one key choice different. It unlocked a wholly new storyline, that included a girl I didn’t know was even in the game. And… holy FUCK.

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In this route, I got a choice to have all the girls wear sexy lingerie instead of uniforms. They served customers in broad daylight while wearing these garments. Like a battery full of heat-seeking missiles, my fingers grasped at my cock. Oh my god LOOK AT THOSE UNIFORMS ARE YOU KIDDING ME FUCK YEEEEEEEEES. And that extra girl in the middle? Barely legal 18-year old.

I already said everything you need to know of Negligee. Scroll up if you missed some info you think was vital. But hey, in summary; music is shit, writing passable, characterization minimal, art is ultra, sex scenes are quality but too few and far between to satisfy my caucasian penis. Let’s look at some sexy CGs, because fuck, I AM LE ADMIN OF TEH SITE, and I don’t give a single flying fuck.

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There’s a smell of warm, oozing cunts in the air. These girls are cool, they’re sociable, and sexual to the bone. If only the incessant cock tease turned into ovary-rocking fucking without a retarded choice system, this game could rank top in my list of fappable crap.

From what our other reviewers have noted, all this is par for the course for Dharker Studio: okay art, trite music, no voice acting, abritrary guess-game choices that lead to essentially random outcomes. This is entertainment on the level of an afternoon soap opera episode. As a high IQ white male, I find this game deeply offensive.

Catch this shit at Nutaku. HURT ME YOU WHORE.

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Our Rating

Art9
Writing7
Music7
Fappability6
Replayability8
GODLESS ECCHI BULLSHIT10
7.8

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