Nutaku Launching Hentai Steam in 2017 Q4

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The soulless hentai game corporation known as Nutaku, is finally promising to deliver on their original promise from 2016, to bring a competent download client for hentai games. The news comes from their business developer “Nutaku Tom”, with whom I just finished a super secret Skype conversation.

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If you recall, Nutaku staged the hugest marketing campaign in 2016 around a download client that was going to save the hentai scene from the ghetto status it now enjoys. The “Hentai Steam” was coming in Autumn 2016, and was never released. No press releases were given as to why, total radio silence ensued. After some digging, I discovered that Mindgeek (parent company of Nutaku) was hiring new devs for the project. Meaning, they fired the previous team and told nobody about it. SAD!

That was all 2016. But 2017 is the year of fulfilled promises, as Donald Trump goes nuclear. We’ve long been awaiting for world war three, the war to end all wars, and now we’re getting the Hentai Steam.  Just when everybody’s life in this shitty-ass industry is about to get better, all life on Earth threatens to be extinguished in a nuclear showdown with North Korea.

Here’s to hoping that Nutaku delivers on their promise. Better late than never.

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